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Never change, ya filthy animals

Observer columnist Mike Cavaliere attempts to calculate the mile-high cost of just a few items on his child’s Christmas list (while huffing into a brown paper bag to keep from passing out).

  • By Mike Cavaliere
  • | 8:25 a.m. December 21, 2023
Little-known fact: Mike Cavaliere is allergic to real Christmas trees, which basically means he’s allergic to Christmas. Still, he insisted on taking this photo (“because it will be hilarious”). Almost immediately afterward, he fell violently ill with a catastrophic case of the sniffles — or “Ebenezer’s Revenge,” as he kept calling it. (Photo: Mike Cavaliere)
Little-known fact: Mike Cavaliere is allergic to real Christmas trees, which basically means he’s allergic to Christmas. Still, he insisted on taking this photo (“because it will be hilarious”). Almost immediately afterward, he fell violently ill with a catastrophic case of the sniffles — or “Ebenezer’s Revenge,” as he kept calling it. (Photo: Mike Cavaliere)
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They say it takes a village to raise a child but “they,” as a rule, are usually idiots.

Let's face it: “Their” track record is spotty at best. These are the same people who invented banana-flavored candy, remember. They talk on speakerphone in restaurants, read the daily horoscope and regularly use the word "lie-barry."

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